Subject: Yet another Eva fanfic.... tsk..tsk... But this is... Evalantine's day! So what, what I said was really corny, but arn't we all? This is my first fic... so be kind. Um.. here you go... Yes it's an Eva valentines stroy, I think it might be the first too... Finally I'm on my new computer and typing this accursed Eva - Fic. But heck, if you, the reader enjoy this story enough to honor me by purging it form your hard-drive and sending hate mail I'd be happy enough to try and lick my own ass. NOTE: I said try, there are no guarantees here. At first I meant the story to be completely humorous, but it didn't quite turn out that way, depending on my mood it would change from day to day. Actually, most of the story was written in a very long car ride... a very nauseating combo. (I cant ride and read , but I did it anyway) Please don't sue me, *****insert legal stuff here ******, I don't take credit for the Eva characters or story.... Yada yada yada.... Actually you couldn't sue me anyway. Because this entire document was created in a freak experiment. Yep, I held a sack of marbles over my keyboard.... Opened up a word processor and dumped the contents of the bag over the keyboard. The story was created out of sheer coincidence...Amazing huh? Oh , after you read my story-ory... send me a piece of e-mail. Hate and praise are both welcome. It would help me along. (And get me motivated so I can finish the Damn thing...) (IM JOKING) Anyway hers my stinkin' story.... I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT GOD DAMNIT!!!!. EVANGELION VALENTINES DAY.....er....WEEK It was a fresh and sunny Monday morning on the busy streets of Tokyo -3, which for some was a relief and another day of living and for others... well, was just another Monday... Asuka: "C'mon Stupid! I'm gonna be late for school! I don't think that your gonna want to explain why I'm late again! Asuka's fist began to shake in frustration. Asuka: "GET UP" With that, the girl roughly grabbed the sleeping parton by his shoulders and shook him. Shinji: (Between Shakes) "But... I thought it was Sunday..." Asuka stomped her foot angrily. Asuka: " Arghhh, I can't believe you sometimes!" With that Asuka stormed out of the room leaving a stupified Shinji sitting on his bed. Asuaka: "Can you believe that Idiot! Misato, HE'S GONNA MAKE ME LATE AGAIN!!... Misato!...Misato?" Misato:........ Shinji, still unmoved from his current sitting/reclining position, listens to the Angry girl thundering about the apartment. Unblinking he thinks to himself "Why must every day start like this? Hmmm.... It must be Asuka's turn for morning chores..." Shinji rolled over and went back to sleep. Asuka, eyes narrowed, eyebrow twitching, began slowly drawback the sliding door to Misato's room. Upon seeing a familiar lump in the center of the room however, her patience snaps... ELSEWHERE IN THE APARTMENT Shinji looks about his room, then to the floor to where his school clothes were neatly folded but were now a strewn about mess, as if someone had steeped on them... As the forgotten dream of the night slipped out and reality checked in, Shinji sat listening to the hysterical tones of a very annoying alarm clock... Asuka: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?! I leave you alone for one second... hey!... ARE YOU EVEN LISTING TO ME!?! Misato: (Buried underneath a heap of blankets) "...groan..." Asuka: "GET UP! I'M GONNA BE LATE!!" Misato:".... Isn't it...Sunday...?" Asuka: "IDIOTS ALL OF YOU!.... I can't believe this... IM LEAVING!!" With that Asuaka walks to the front door of Misato's apartment...Grabbed the door knob violently and threw it open... Shinji herd a loud slam... Asuka: (From front door) "GOOD RIDDANCE!" Then he hears another slam... A thought struck his mind like a plucked chord. School. Shinji hurriedly pulls his pants up... but tips " Ahhh, Ahhh AHHHHH!!!" and falls knocking all his papers and books off his desk... Misato finally manages to get up and she shuffles to her door, rubbing her eyes. Misato: "...Hey guys... what about..." Shinji rushes by, papers streaming from his bag and his pants.... Shinji: "I'm leaving! Bye" SLAM! Misato: "Breakfast....." ________________________________________________________________________ ELSEWHERE ALMOST A MILE UNDERGROUND Gendo: " As much as I like your idea, the committee would never approve of it." Fuyutsuki: "But Sir, Its got nothing to do with them, its for NERV and NERV alone." Gendo: "I see, well as long as their kept in the dark..." Fuyutsuki: " Very good sir, Are you sure you still have some Elmer's glue left?..." ________________________________________________________________________ The line at the front was being pushed back. The troops were losing their ground. It was only a matter of moments before the day was lost. Trooper: " Commander Aida? Were retreating, you can't stay! Aida: "Go on, be a man, I must stay here and defend my country and my honor." Trooper: "...Take care of yourself sir.... I'll make sure your remembered as the hero you are." Commander Aida pulled out a grenade, easily yanking the pin out with his teeth... The small barricade was overrun in seconds. Enemy: "We've got you surrounded.... HE'S GOT A GRENADE!!!" Aide chuckled lightly as the explosive expanded in his hand, but instead of a explosion, he heard something else... BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP The enemy soldiers stopped to look at the grenade.... So did Aida... What's going on? Suddenly Aida sat up in bed, he looked at his alarm clock. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Kensuke Aida: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!" Coming to one of the larger cross-walks on her journey to school, Asuka stopped and waited impatiently for the light to change... She looked down at the ground, the pavement was stylishly off-white. "Stupid City" She thought. Suddenly she turned, hearing a distant voice calling her name from a block away. DING Asuka looked up at the green sigh above her, then to the source of the voice from behind, gritting her teeth she whirled around and walked across the street. Asuka: (under her breath) Idoit.... In Ikari Shinji's Classromm, the scene was a bit more relaxed. Touji sat reclining in his chair with his arms on the desk behind him and his foot on on the desk in fornt of him. Kensuke, who sat next to him, wasn't nearly as sprawled out. His head was burried in his arms. Kensuke: "...Damn... just a minute more.... Damn it." Ayanami Rei had taken her postion by the window and had already gotten a head start on her action packed day. NOTE: SARCASIM Hikari eyed the clock once more, then stood up and began to approach the two abset-mined boys. Hikari: "Touji d..."- (But suddenly she interupted herself...) Her icey gaze fell upoun the boys foot, which was resting comfortablely on his desk. Touji: "Aww... come one class rep... The bell don't ring for another five minutes!" Hikari: "Touji Suzhara, this is inapproriate behaivor in a classroom..." Slowly he begins to slide his leg off of the table. Hikari: "Do... Do you know if Asuka's coming to school today?" As if he was wating for this oppurtinty, Touji springs to life. Touji: (reasuringly) "Im sure she'll be here on time, after she said she wouldn't miss anymore school right?" Hikari's face brightens... Touji: "She promised didn't she?" Seemingly satisfied, the two smile at each other and the girl returned to her seat. Touji adjusts his leg onto a comfatble position on the desk in front of him and lets out a sigh... Kensuke chuckles at the sight. Kensuke: "... the highlight of your day..." Touji: "What?" Kensuke: "Nothing..." Touji: (Mockingly) "Fine then... Captain Aida!" Kensuke: "I knew I shouldn't have told you...One day...One day it will happen to you. Then we'll see who's laughing!!!!!!!!" Shinji: "Hey Asuka!... Wait up!" But it was no use, the girl had disspared into the crowd. Looking defeated, the boy finally slows down, he stops at a large street just as the light turns red. Pulling out the loose papers in his pants, he tucks his shirt in and buttons his last button. Shinji: "How come she never waits...?" Asuka bursts through the classroom door, staightens out her hair school uniform, smiles at Hikari, frowns at the stogies and sits just as the chimes signal the begining of class. Hikari: "All rise" Rei looks, emotionless, at Shinji's empty seat. Then she returns her gaze to an unknown destiniation through the window. Wrapped up in hr own little world, she quickly tunes out the noise of the classroom and finally... the noise from herself. Panting and wheezing, Shinji finaly manages to get to classroom 2-A. Taking a deep breath, he slowly opens the door, enters and closes it behind him. Teacher: " I remeber when the 2nd impact came, just like it was yesterday. Peole now-a-day's don't apperciate what they have..." Luckily the teacher had already begun his daily lectures ( although heavily argued to be ramblings...) and didn't notice the young boys enterance. Shinji looked around his class nervoulsy... Hikari was frowning... a few students were laughing quietly... Kensuke and Touji waved him over... Asuka... ignored him...Rei was... Rei. Everything in order, he gingerly tiptoed to his seat and sat with a sigh. Shinji: "Phew!" Kensuke: " I didn't think you would make it." Touji suddenly takes a deep breath, looking at his two freinds... Both Shinji and Kensuke stare wondering what great and important wise words would spew form Touji's mouth. Touji: " Is any one else... Hungry? " Shinji and Kensuke go slack, letting their heads fall on their desks with a simeltaneous double thud. THUD ! THUD ! Kensuke and Shinji: "... groan..." Touji: " What? What did I say? Asuka: "Stupid." "Well" Shnji said to himself. "looks like its just gonna be another day..." ELSEWHERE IN A FAMILIAR APARMENT SOUND OF PHONE RINGING. Misato: "... ughnnn...." SOUND OF PHONE RINGING. Misato: "...groan..." (Shuffle) (Shuffle) SOUND OF PHONE RINGING. A hand searches for a reciver, knocking over a few empty bear cans. SOUND OF PHONE RINGING. Misato: (whimpering) "What do you want from my life..." *CLICK * Misato: "...Hello. .... Okay... I'll tell them... Goodnight... er... Goodbye." Ritsuko replaces the phone back on its cradle and sips from a cold cup of coffe. The word "Kat" is written all over the white mug. She rubs her eyes from under her glasses... Ritsuko: (Thinking) " Sleeping late on a work day... what a shamless women. She's lucky those two children havn't killed each other yet. Her irresponsability reminds me of someone..." Touji : "LUNCHTIME! Ahh yes... here comes my favorite time of the day..." Touji looks to his left...Kensuke was busily typing away... Touji: "KENSUKE! Are you coming with me to get lunch or not?" Kensuke: (Smuggly yet still without looking up from his monitor) "I thought Hikari brought you lunch..." Touji: "She said she forgot... she was getting all emotional and stuff. Quick! I want to get outta here before she comes by again!" Kensuke: "okay...okay." He turns off his laptop. Before fading out, the can be read saying "How to get ahead in Mario Kart." Adjusting his glasses, Kensuke turns just in time for "Marital wars" He grins. Asuka: "Here's your lunch." Shinji stares at the pathetic brown bag tossed on the table. The he looks up at Asuka sickly: Shinji: "This..." Asuka: "...Is your lunch, Stupid!" Shinji looks down in disbelif. Then he begins to poke the bag with his pencil... Asuka: " ARE YOU GONNA EAT IT OR WHAT?!" Asuka slams her hand down on Shinji's desk. Then she turns, setting her firey gaze on the two giggleing boys. Kensuke and Touji look at each other and then burst into laughter, running down the hall. Touji: " They're made for each other! HA ha!" Asuka slowly turns back to Shinji... who is still poking the bag. Asuka: "Hey... Shinji..." Shinji: "...Yes." Asuka looks at the bag, and then grabs it. Asuak: " If you don't like it... FINE!" Asuka then huffs back to her seat beside Hikari. Shinji watches the angry blur of red. Then he looks down at his growling stomach. Shinji: "Oh well..." Midway through lunch, Shinji's eyes began to drift. He looks at Rei Ayanami, who sits with her lunch box untouched. After what seemed like an enternity... Rei finally turns from the window and to her lunch box. Slowly she began to prepare for her meal. She glances at Shinji, who was watching her and without another thought, eats her lunch. Without a mess, she finishes and turns her head back towards the window. Shinji forces is mind back to his hungry and boring school day. "Red? Why does that color keep bothering me? On one side its hot and emotional...But on the other it seems cold and emotionless. But, its both red. The color of love. Ack! What I'm I thinking! Well, it is Valentines day on Friday. And on that freighting day, there's gonna be a dance in school... so... Damn it! I hate being a guy somtimes. We'll be lucky if another angel dosn't attack. Why won't they go away? How can red be...cold? Maybe its not really. I wonder if Asuka would go to the dance with me? !!! Not like I can dance anyway. Not like she likes me anyway. So there's really no good reason to ask her. Its better if I don't go... Actually... I'm kinda glad that she's feeling better. I was really worried for a while. Its not like her to.... After that angel... damn. I cant even think about this stuff to myself. It's my fault. If I could have gotten up there. If I really tried.... I'm sorry Asuka..." Shinji burried his face in his arms on the desk... "I'm sorry..." Hikari: "Rember valentines day on Friday!" Class: "...groan..." The chimes of the school day fade away... and Asuka and Shinji are left with the task of getting home. Unluckly, five minutes into their journey, the sky darkens and thunder cracks. The two children are caught in a sudden strom. Asuka: "...It's runined now..." Shinji: "What? Asuka did you say somthing?" Asuka: "... ... ... Yeah STUPID, I said I'm all wet!" Shinji: "..." But Shinji notices, as Asuka tries to hide it, her slipping a familiar brown bag into a nearby garbage can. It was raining hard. The cars could be heard noisly driving through the rain. But is wasn't an annoying sound. It was rather peacefull. Asuka: "Hey Shinji?" Shinji: "...yes?" Asuka: "Ever notice how the rain can make you say strange things?" Shinji was worried now. She wasn't sounding like Asuka anymore. That angel must have messed her up bad... Shinji: " I geuss..." Asuka bit her lip. Shinji saw the restrined action and figured that if he said anything, he would be hit. So he didn't. But Asuka was waiting for him to say somting... anything... She watched the ground as they walked home. Without another word... Well folks! There is part one of my story. I hope you enjoyed it. E- mail me at Hellgamar@aol.com or I Hellgamar will slay you with my two-handed sword of FURY!!!! ARHRHHHRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Um... sorry.... Don't know what came over me... There is already a lot more story written... by hand... this is all thats typed so far. So ah... SCREW OFF!!! Whoops! There I go again... heh heh... Oh! I finally remeber what I was gonna write! Sorry about the spelling, for some foul reason my spell checker failed. Yes it failed. How? Got me. For the first half of this .doc, it was working, putting a little squiggly red line under those mispelled words... but then it stoped. Even If I wrote somthing like... kgkrl;fkdskl!!! See!!!!!! There is no red line!!!! I DON"T KNOW WHY....!!!! AHAHAHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! If you know what the problem is, please tell me. And you better not say... "BECAUSE YOU ARE A RETARD!!!!!!" Um.... Bye.